I’m sorry, but if you’re not rooting for the Leafs tonight, then I cannot recognize your claimed right to exist.

You are either for us, or against us.

No passengers. No spectators. No bandwagons. You either bleed blue and white or go the fuck home. This is history in the making and these times call for passion and blood. There is no time for doubt, negativity, or dwelling on the past.

We fight these meth-addled fucksocks to defend the honor of the players, their fans, and their country. For honor. For all time.

GO LEAFS FUCKING GO!

And if you don’t grant me this, then to hell with you …