You laffs loozers need a lesson from my lover UGgie Wuggie. Learn to cope like we do.
Lesson one: post non stop about players that left willingly, or that were traded, or that didn’t re-sign. That’s how to cope retards. Also claim that you don’t care, but literally post the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, etc., to a room if 4 other people.
Lesson two: no matter what the leafs do, find a way to put a negative spin on it.
Lesson three: claim Rod the Bod as the best coach ever regardless that he never won as a coach and it took 17 years and a fluke (8th vs 8th) to win as a player.
Lesson four: claim Q as a master the laffs should have gotten, ignoring it was his lack of coaching and in game/series adjustments that lost the series.
Lesson five: lust for rapists as players and for rape positive Game and Coaches.
Lesson six: hate women.
Lesson seven: just start by typing the word retard. Only the super smart understand this.Cope loozzer RETARDS LMFAO
#1: The Leafs themselves are the biggest reason for losing the majority of those high quality players. It’s a known fact and clear pattern of incompetence. The Leafs have terrible asset management. They consistently acquire the wrong players for the wrong price and lose better players for pennies on the dollar.
#2: What actual positive things has this franchise done since 1967? The goal is a Stanley Cup and they can barely build a team that makes it out of the 1st round.
#3: Name better coaches in the NHL than Rod. Name better coaches the Leafs have hired since Pat Quinn better than Rod. Carolina barely spends money and are a contender every year. In the past 5 years, they’re 2nd only to Colorado in regular season points and 3rd in playoff wins (60%). The majority of people who know hockey have praised how much he’s been able to accomplish with so little investment into the team and relatively no star players. He coaches as hard as he played. He’s the exact remedy to what this franchise lacks.
#4: How many Stanley Cups does Coach Q have? How many people expected the Ducks to make the playoffs much less win a round? His team of misfits and inexperienced players did not lose because of him. They made it as far as they did because of him. Where did Berube get the Leafs? 5th worst team in the NHL. Oops, Leafs fucked up again.
#5: Name the convicted rapists being lusted for. Oh right, you’re one of these retards that can’t tell the difference between accusation and conviction. Proven NOT GUILT in court isn’t a high enough standard for your social justice crusade. But now I’ll just accuse you of being a rapist and call you a rapist from now on because we should just believe every single accusation regardless of merit, evidence or even being found not guilty in court. Okay rapist? Cool rapist. You’re the rapist now.
#6: Everybody here loves women, especially your mom. I actually identify as a woman so I can’t hate myself. You should show everybody here how much you love women and just exclusively watch the PWHL. They need as many white knights as they can get. Or is it BIPOC Knights now? Or MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ Knights?
#7: You’ve worked so hard to earn your title of retard. Since you like to use multiple accounts, you and your alts will now be known as Retard Rapist.
Cope harder Retard Rapist.