Pelley: Retard
Chayka: Horrible track record
Sundin: Zero experience
Berube: Worst coach in terms of analytics
Matthews: Doesn’t even know if he wants to return to this team next year much less long term
Nylander: Will not endure a rebuild
Rielly: One of the worst defensively, signed long term
Farm System: Empty
1st round pick for 2027 and 2028: Belongs to Boston and Philadelphia
But hey, a small, one-way winger is added to the mix. Whoopy.