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Now find where I’m hiding
are you in the pool?
You coulda spent that 40 minutes hanging out with Meathead.
Your loss.
he called in all upset and flustered because he was stuck in a long line of traffic while running his errands.
it’s shore traffic. he forgot what summer is here. it’s thousands of people who line up every friday for a 4 hour bumper to bumper ride to the shore. they get sun burned and sick from drinking and then head back for a 4 hour bumper to bumper ride back home on sunday night.
yay
i’m home!
Now find where I’m hiding
yay
i’m home!
it just got better! heading home! wooo!
yay
it just got better! heading home! wooo!
You coulda spent that 40 minutes hanging out with Meathead.
Your loss.
Pretend to go for a shit
it just got worse. the ladies from the upstairs office were all just told they could just leave early since they’re slow up there. they all walked by my office to say goodbye. they were just being polite but it hurt deep down inside knowing that i’m here for another 40 minutes.
Stroll through the warehouse
When I worked at a telco, we had 3 “disabled” bathrooms on the second floor, each self contained with their own entrance.
I’d take my book and go read for a good hour or two in there… sometimes I would even use the toilet. The good thing is that there were handles on either side of it, so if you have to really work one out / constipated, you had some grips to help.
Pretend to go for a shit
it just got worse. the ladies from the upstairs office were all just told they could just leave early since they’re slow up there. they all walked by my office to say goodbye. they were just being polite but it hurt deep down inside knowing that i’m here for another 40 minutes.
