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espn really are assholes.
Who knew this would be the biggest bro-crush on these boards.
he’s already been weird again since my last post. he’s just always weird.
he came to the door of my office, looking his usual downtrodden, desheveled self but he looked up and saw i was laughing with kristen from upstairs and he instantly spun and left like he was coming in here to be miserable and it upset him that it seemed like a bad time for that.
Awwww… look at you ready to go all Rambo for the guy!
oh no, he’s on his own either way.
but i’d feel bad knowing that he’s withering away in his hoarding house where they’ll never even find the body buried under all the crap.
You’re Meathead you are!
????
I just did.
i actually would feel terrible for him if they fired him. i can’t imagine he can actually hold a job for a normal company. they won’t put up with him.
he’s a strange old guy we employ. he drives to the DMV stations and banks all day and delivers our interoffice mail between buildings (we have multiple buildings on the street).
his hands shake so violently it isn’t safe to let him hold hot beverages, he shuffles around in a way that you can feel he’s in terrible health, he’s a hoarder, he collects toy trains with a track set up in his basement (where the bodies are), he paints, and he looks like tim curry (now).
one day when i was new here he walked up and asked if he’d ever told me he ate raw meat before. i said no.
a few hours later he came up and said he wanted me to know that he doesn’t eat raw meat anymore. ever since he got sick.
so there was a guy at my old job that i named repeater guy because he would tell you the same thing 3 times and then do it again the next day. so i named this guy meateater guy because it rhymed.
Who is Meathead?
hold on a sec. i have to think about how to explain him.
M’OUT on bang
it just doesn’t seem to matter what flavor it is or what cool-sounding name they come up with, the strongest of any and all tastes you get from any of these is super ultra saccasparlose, which is a name i just made up for some kind of chemically, artificial sweetener on steroids. these all taste the same, just some are followed by a bad attempt at what they wrote on the label as the flavor.
the baja blast of energy drinks.
Would be a pretty awesome reality show.
how much does it pay?
Suggest to them sending Meathead over to your place to help you get all that nothing done.
he will never be allowed to know where i live.
