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Game 7 at home against the champs.

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BRICK WOLL

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Patches was a solid addition.

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PAPI!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, what is it now? Like 6 or 7 periods with one total goal by the Leafs?

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Prediction: Cats 5, Leafs 2.

Call your bookie. ????

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Rielly 50% retained for Cernak

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Dion Phaneuf…

(* jumps out window *)

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It’s a scoreless tie going into the fifth overtime of an epic goalie duel. Bobbyson is benched by Berubae early in the first OT for a grievous error that led to a high danger chance against. By the fifth OT, all of the top players are absolutely gassed, so desperate for fresh legs, Berubae throws the little Piss Missile back on the ice. While the snakebitten Core 4 watch breathlessly from the bench, Domi drives the crease and causes a scramble in front of the Cat’s net. Bobbyson pounces on the rebound and finishes it. The building explodes with a mix of pent up frustration and exhausted jubilation. Leafs move on to game seven.

This is not a prediction, it is a fever dream of a dying man on distant world that time forgot.

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One of my earliest memories as a new hockey fan was sitting at my Toronto ex-pat friend’s house watching the playoffs over a satellite feed. Remember those bigass dishes that were like 2m in diameter? Long before my Lightning tasted any playoff success, I was cheering on this guy.

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