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Is it safe in here?

Or should I apply my padded helmet first? – Sir

I’m safe, you’re safe, we’re all safe here. LOL.

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I’d put Tavares in the category of: massive defensively liability, poor skating, 34-40 year old making 5-7 million getting top-six minutes and PP time with poor career playoff success. I’m going to guess; no. – Uggie

Not exactly the same, but Steven Stamkos checks a lot of those boxes. Granted, Stamkos was only 30 when he got his first Cup and then 31 on the second Cup. Not great defensively, average skater, little playoff success prior to the Cups. He was making about $8m at the time.

So… kinda…. ish.

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I wonder how long until we here something about Marner and JT?

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Maybe email the site owners. We don’t want this site becoming the other place – a wild wild west with no moderation that slowly turns into a full-blown “Nazi Bar”.

Edit : a report post button would be nice. And one that actually works, unlike the HB report post function.

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I don’t think any of the guys mentioned are untradeable. Trading them or burying them in the minors seems like the logical course of action.

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You see, there’s three kinds of players: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies score all the points, and dicks just want to fuck guys up all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, like Marchand. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

The Leafs need more dicks. We need more reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the core 4 are pussies. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks can also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate –
and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves…because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes.

I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If the Leafs don’t find some dicks to fuck these assholes, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! – Uggie

WTF did I just read? LOL.

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Hopefully this shit gets nipped in the bud.

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Fuck Bennett or Marchand.

I won’t support a team that signs either one of those cheapshot artists. Both of them are fucking Kenny Linseman for fucks sake. If playing dirty and cheating is what it takes to win, I’ll find something else to occupy my time.

Edit : obviously I am being dramatic here. I won’t abandon the Leafs, but I won’t like it. Hopefully it would be like Tampa signing Perry. I hated it at first. Oilers should have given Bennett the Claude Lemieux treatment for running Skinner AGAIN. It boggles my mind how these guys get away with it. And Marchand shoulda been banned for life years ago. The guy has faced fines and suspensions for dirty/dangerous play more than a dozen times in his career. Being a dirty shit-talking dick like Darcy Tucker is one thing, running around recklessly (at best, intentionally at worst) trying to injure other players and potentially end their careers is another. Fuck that guy and any team he plays for. Motherfucker licks faces for chrissakes. Either enforce these rules or remove them from the rulebook.

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McJesus will never win a Cup in Edmonton until they get a legit goalie. I’m not pinning this loss on Skinner because I didn’t watch the entire game. But honestly, a toddler with a brain defect can see that. We bitch about the Leafs “running it back” every year, but WTF is happening in Edmonton where the management looks at the parade of fail between the pipes and says “We can run with this.” ????

Florida Meth-Smokers in 6.

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Leafs have been dying for a player like Perry, PDO. -Fifty

I’d be OK with him on a Patches-like contract. Just lock up your wives, daughters, and moms when The Worm(tm) arrives.

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Sick dangles by McJesus.

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I hated Perry before he came to Tampa, but warmed up to his timely goals. He still has good hands and reads plays really well, so his positioning is not terrible for a geezer. Good shit disturber.

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ELBOWS UP!

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Lalonde definitely didn’t play a major role in Tampa’s success. He’s an interchangeable part. The architect of the Tampa mini-dynasty was Briesbois (and LTIR shenanigans) and the helmsman was always Cooper. I’ve been heavily plugged in to Tampa news forever and I can’t recall one thing Lalonde has done specifically.

Darche was a bigger loss for Tampa recently than Lalonde was.

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Just figured out that if you try to embed code, the post vanishes without a trace. Second time it’s happened now. I tried to embed a copy of the cap space table from PuckPedia and it disappeared. Just like my Hulk Hogan post yesterday.

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