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You see, there’s three kinds of players: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies score all the points, and dicks just want to fuck guys up all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, like Marchand. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
The Leafs need more dicks. We need more reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the core 4 are pussies. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks can also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate –
and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves…because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes.I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If the Leafs don’t find some dicks to fuck these assholes, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Hey Big23Questions – you want me to send you some pee in a jar? Sweat in a jar? Nail clippings or hair? You absolute clown. How obsessed and pathetic do you need to be to take on someone’s online hockey forum handle? You shit show of a woman. Your dad must be proud…though I suspect I know who you are. That person doesn’t have a dad.
#yousmokedickok this site is getting good lololololo????
the failure of this latest (10 years +\minus) iteration of our beloved laffs begs the question; should treedying tell all of these losers (corpse 4) that they’re no longer wanted and go print money somewhere else and when these entitled little cream puffs invoke their ntcs berubae scratches them every night because they’re proven pussies and dresses a team that wants to win hockey games and doesn’t sit out with hang nails and lace bite and will bang bodies every night and take the drugs to keep them going and at least compete every night?????
if this is not a possibility then i fear that we will never see the cup come back to Toronto in our lifetimes????????♂️
if you’re having trouble staying signed in with safari use Ghostery????
ek must have an ace in the hole with big interwebs????
whomsoever hasn’t been banished from our rightful hb home spread the word ????????
Tim Leiweke?
He brought in Shanahan.
And hasn’t been in charge since
so I’ve been blaming the wrong people all this time?????
Boy, are you in for more disappointment than AA
i don’t know about that one????
i would imagine that aa would switch team allegiance if and when greedy pencil neck gets a change of scenery ????????♂️
i don’t know much about Lewikie but I’ve heard he’s a take no excuses winner so i’m excited to see who he and mlse bring in as president because i know he has full autonomy ????
can’t wait to see what kind of bargains that treedying can find for the d corps n bottom 6 this summer????????
really(?) finally seems to be establishing himself as a number 1 d so, pretty much we should plan a cup parade in banff????
I’ve just decided to not go back there. Let it wither and die. Stupidity killed it and there’s no going back.
I’ve been banned for many things on the hockey buzz and the facetube over the decades????♂️
This last ban from my hb fam was just for posting my iconic phrase which got hb the traffic on the main page and keep them going:
FIRST
any habs rumours!?!
nuff said
having said all of this, I’m here on a reverse bridge deal; meaning I’m not a little bitch so i don’t get butthurt about bans and insults on the interwebs because I’m always right????????what a fucking joke????♂️
edit: nice alliteration ????????
he has a pretty thick neck and he says he leads by example and his eyes look dead????
he uses a lot of filler words ????????♂️
omg it’s gonna be so fun to watch the grim reaver chase the big hat pencil neck all over the ice in Montreal and finally catch him and smash him into the boards????????
Tavares will come back to the Leafs and be fine as a 2nd line centre. Especially at a considerably cheaper pricetag.
tavares will be 3c behind poone jenner????
You’d be surprised, Carolina is a lunch pail team. Florida lost 3 straight games to Edmonton last year too, so they aren’t perfect either. I don’t think they’ll blow the series but Carolina won’t quit. I could see them winning one more.
the hurricant’s are through UG????♂️
they are kinda built like our laffs????????♂️
I went read it. It’s not wrong. It’s actually a decent blog. I just can’t imagine any serious sports-writer wanting to be associated with that place. The forums are full of the worst political troll wars and the entire site is a 1990’s throwback that is impossible to use without an adblocker. Any halfway decent blogger with hopes of being a professional writer would be best served to stay at least 100 nautical miles away from HB (unfortunately).
i appreciate your appreciation of sarcasm????
my neck is the only part of my body that i can still go hard on????????
i just had to dump a bunch of dough into braces and crowns for all of my molars because i have a giant neck and jowls and bite power like a cane corsoe so with all the strain from jacking steel and other stuff I’d worn them down to nubs????♂️
the dentist told me to wear a mouth piece in the gym so let that be a lesson to you all if you want to lift heavy and be a hard gainer????????
i read a spot on audition blog on the hb that i agree with very much????
after seeing our laffs have the opposition’s will imposed upon them when the rubber has met the road over the last 58 years, i had never taken into consideration that they were actually lacking skilled skaters this whole time????????♂️
if they just had faster, more skilled skaters, they could just outrun and dangle these old timers into the ice like the globetrotters do to the generals????♂️
