He needs to be institutionalized
absolutely. even if they just do it for us neighbors.
the shame is he’s a super nice guy, he just never has anything to really talk about but finds a way to keep you out there for so long. i’ll say “man,i really can’t take this heat”, as i melt like a cheap candle right in front of him, and he’ll be like “so is that car next to yours new? is someone new renting that condo from donna?..”