i don’t know if i ever told you this story but when joe (fucking) carter hit that home run i was watching at my friend’s house with a bunch of people and i don’t know what happened but one second i was watching the game and then that happened and the next second everybody was gone, all the food was put away, and i was still sitting in the same spot. i have no idea what happened there for that period of time.

I’m sorry for your loss (of time).
How about that Dykstra 1993 season? I got lost in a baseball reference rabbit hole there