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Welp, the Jets are out.

I hope McJesus delivers THE WORD to the Dallas rednecks.

All Canada final : Oil vs. Leafs

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So I’m banned from HB until august 15th for asking Ek what kind of lease the new Leafs test writer writes.

Like that what he had in the blog.

ha ha – Dmntd

He can’t afford to buy a writer, so he has to lease one? LOL.

What a clusterfuck. I’ve never seen someone so allergic to drafting, proofreading, and spellchecking. Like seriously, click edit and fix your shit. LOL.

Next time (if there is) I login over there, I’m gonna get myself banned.

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If the Leafs make it to the final, regardless of the outcome, please for the love of god, do not riot. LOL.

We’ll never hear the end of it from the Nuckleheads.

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1993.

First round against the Detroit Red Wings. Series tied 3-3 going into Game 7.

And it goes to OT.

And then this happened and kicked off that deep run where Gilmour and Clark made memories and made me into a hockey fan for life.

Let’s do it again.

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We are half way to this pollyanna comment aging well. I posted this during the period of angry dooming after the Game Three Bed-Shitting incident.

It looks bad, but this series isn’t over yet. Leafs could still win this and I will root for them until the end, win or lose.

If they win the next two and pull this off, then we’ll look back on these doomer comments and laugh about it… – PDO

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Game 7 at home against the champs.

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BRICK WOLL

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Patches was a solid addition.

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PAPI!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, what is it now? Like 6 or 7 periods with one total goal by the Leafs?

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Prediction: Cats 5, Leafs 2.

Call your bookie. 😉

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Rielly 50% retained for Cernak

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Dion Phaneuf…

(* jumps out window *)

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It’s a scoreless tie going into the fifth overtime of an epic goalie duel. Bobbyson is benched by Berubae early in the first OT for a grievous error that led to a high danger chance against. By the fifth OT, all of the top players are absolutely gassed, so desperate for fresh legs, Berubae throws the little Piss Missile back on the ice. While the snakebitten Core 4 watch breathlessly from the bench, Domi drives the crease and causes a scramble in front of the Cat’s net. Bobbyson pounces on the rebound and finishes it. The building explodes with a mix of pent up frustration and exhausted jubilation. Leafs move on to game seven.

This is not a prediction, it is a fever dream of a dying man on distant world that time forgot.

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One of my earliest memories as a new hockey fan was sitting at my Toronto ex-pat friend’s house watching the playoffs over a satellite feed. Remember those bigass dishes that were like 2m in diameter? Long before my Lightning tasted any playoff success, I was cheering on this guy.

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