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skalapy
ParticipantYou’re making me hope Cowan makes the team more and more and does just fine. I grew up with his aunt and still see her routinely.
is she hot?
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Participantfuck greedy big hat bitch and the horse he rode in on????
our laffs just got 10x harder to play against????????
addition by subtraction as it were????
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ParticipantAA joked that he was going to write a blog. I jokingly said that he would title it Mitch Marner, a love story.
Three month ban for that, out until August 28. lolinteresting business model for the interwebs that????
ban all of your users ????????
we’ll see how it works out i suppose ????
skalapy
Participantwhat happened earlier?????
all of the topics were gone and i couldn’t even log in ????
i thought that i’d lost all of my friends forever ????
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Participantit’s impossible to post dank memes right now????♂️
well it only took me 20 years to figure it out on the hb so that will give me something to live for ????????
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ParticipantYou see, there’s three kinds of players: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies score all the points, and dicks just want to fuck guys up all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, like Marchand. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
The Leafs need more dicks. We need more reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the core 4 are pussies. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks can also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate –
and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves…because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes.I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If the Leafs don’t find some dicks to fuck these assholes, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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ParticipantHey Big23Questions – you want me to send you some pee in a jar? Sweat in a jar? Nail clippings or hair? You absolute clown. How obsessed and pathetic do you need to be to take on someone’s online hockey forum handle? You shit show of a woman. Your dad must be proud…though I suspect I know who you are. That person doesn’t have a dad.
#yousmokedickok this site is getting good lololololo????
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Participantthe failure of this latest (10 years +\minus) iteration of our beloved laffs begs the question; should treedying tell all of these losers (corpse 4) that they’re no longer wanted and go print money somewhere else and when these entitled little cream puffs invoke their ntcs berubae scratches them every night because they’re proven pussies and dresses a team that wants to win hockey games and doesn’t sit out with hang nails and lace bite and will bang bodies every night and take the drugs to keep them going and at least compete every night?????
if this is not a possibility then i fear that we will never see the cup come back to Toronto in our lifetimes????????♂️
skalapy
Participantif you’re having trouble staying signed in with safari use Ghostery????
ek must have an ace in the hole with big interwebs????
whomsoever hasn’t been banished from our rightful hb home spread the word ????????
skalapy
ParticipantTim Leiweke?
He brought in Shanahan.
And hasn’t been in charge since
so I’ve been blaming the wrong people all this time?????
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