What is an NHL Franken-player?

What is a Franken-player and what kind of design would it look like given the three key positions in the NHL? I saw this discussed in regard to a different sport that has extreme skill nuances and I thought it might be fun to take a look at what the best possible NHL Franken-player could be.  The idea here is to take aspects and physical features that make up NHL players and build one player from a multitude of existing parts.

For this exercise we will consider the following and build a player for all three player positions of goalie, defense and forward.

Goalie traits

Glove hand

Blocker

Puck Handling

Positioning 

Defense

Shot

Passing

Skating

Physicality

IQ

Forward

Skating

Shot

Vision

Passing

Dekes

IQ

Consider the task like this:  the shot of player X, the vision of player Y and the skating of player Z and so on.  The goal is to create the most freakishly skilled Franken-player ever by choosing who you believe to have the best traits of the above. However, you can only use the player once.

For example here is my Franken-goalie:

Glove- Shesterkin

Blocker- Saros

Puck Handling- Vasilevskiy

Positioning- Hellebyuck

In this exercise consider that it might be easy to say McDavid on three things, but you cannot use him more than once and you can’t put his skating on a defense player.   It would also be worth considering that there are some players who do have some elite skills but are not necessarily elite players. 

Here’s my Franken-defender

Shot- Bouchard

Passing- Hughes

Skating- Makar

Physicality- Zadaorv

IQ- Slavin

Finally here’s my Franken-forward

Skating-McKinnon

Shot- Connor

Vision-Rantanen

Passing-Kucherov

Dekes-McDavid

Faceoffs-Giroux

IQ-Barkov

Now I’m not saying these are the right answers but those traits of each player builds one hell of a freak show Franken-player and that’s the goal.  Yes maybe this is a bit of a EA Sports-type exercise but why not? The season is young, there are no clear themes emerging yet, and frankly, (pun-intended) I’m down for fun things as much as serious things too. So build me your Franken-player and then let’s put them to the test.

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