Brossoit on 2025 Offseason and the Rebuild

[mr.peanut]

kicksave856 wrote:

mr.peanut wrote:

Nuttin much. You?

just waiting out the end of the workday. it’s torture. there’s no way it’s supposed to be taking this long.

Pretend to go for a shit

[kicksave856]

mr.peanut wrote:

Pretend to go for a shit

it just got worse. the ladies from the upstairs office were all just told they could just leave early since they’re slow up there. they all walked by my office to say goodbye. they were just being polite but it hurt deep down inside knowing that i’m here for another 40 minutes.

[Mash]

When I worked at a telco, we had 3 “disabled” bathrooms on the second floor, each self contained with their own entrance.

I’d take my book and go read for a good hour or two in there… sometimes I would even use the toilet. The good thing is that there were handles on either side of it, so if you have to really work one out / constipated, you had some grips to help.

[mr.peanut]

kicksave856 wrote:

mr.peanut wrote:

Pretend to go for a shit

it just got worse. the ladies from the upstairs office were all just told they could just leave early since they’re slow up there. they all walked by my office to say goodbye. they were just being polite but it hurt deep down inside knowing that i’m here for another 40 minutes.

Stroll through the warehouse

[kicksave856]

it just got better! heading home! wooo!

[Mash]

kicksave856 wrote:

it just got better! heading home! wooo!

You coulda spent that 40 minutes hanging out with Meathead.

Your loss.

[mr.peanut]

kicksave856 wrote:

it just got better! heading home! wooo!

yay

[kicksave856]

mr.peanut wrote:

yay

i’m home!

[mr.peanut]

kicksave856 wrote:

mr.peanut wrote:

yay

i’m home!

Now find where I’m hiding

[kicksave856]

Mash wrote:

You coulda spent that 40 minutes hanging out with Meathead.

Your loss.

he called in all upset and flustered because he was stuck in a long line of traffic while running his errands.

it’s shore traffic. he forgot what summer is here. it’s thousands of people who line up every friday for a 4 hour bumper to bumper ride to the shore. they get sun burned and sick from drinking and then head back for a 4 hour bumper to bumper ride back home on sunday night.

[kicksave856]

mr.peanut wrote:

Now find where I’m hiding

are you in the pool?

[Mash]

kicksave856 wrote:

mr.peanut wrote:

yay

i’m home!

I’m home too.

But that is where I work, so….

[kicksave856]

Mash wrote:

I’m home too.

But that is where I work, so….

i am very jealous of the people who can work from home. kickbro works from home. the bastard.

[mr.peanut]

kicksave856 wrote:

mr.peanut wrote:

Now find where I’m hiding

are you in the pool?

You have a pool in your home?

[Mash]

You have a pool in your home?

It is a bathtub.

He pretends he is rich.

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