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Somebody needs to post Whitney Houston’s “Didn’t We Almost Have It All?”

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People leaving from the platinums. $2000 out the window.

They aren’t leaving the building. They are going to lounges and suites to drink and eat on company tabs.

It just means more MLSE $$$$

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Domi has to go.

He’s like Kadri, but without the talent.

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Just saw a guy in a Phaneuf jetsey.

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Shots are 14 to 6.

It’s a franking miracle we are only down by 1.

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Willy came to play.

Woll came to play.

Marner has looked meh.

Everyone else has been invisible.

It’s the inevitable crushing disappointment that unites us all.

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Marner wouldn’t be eligible for an 8th year if you trade him prior to July 1st.

In theory, you could do a sign and trade, but I don’t see that ever happening.

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Just in case you were wondering, cheapest seats for tonight’s game in Dallas are $170 USD each.

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I’m scared.

Very, very scared.

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I’ve got a bad feeling about this, boys.

Florida has all the momentum, and we look like poop.

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You know what else will be tested tonight, Mike?

My liver!

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I only got two tall boys of beer in the upstairs fridge.
I only drank 2 of them last game. I think I may require more than 2 this evening.
– dmentsie

We are going out for wings to watch!

That’s already a win.

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Matthews, Sundin, Robidas
Hedman, Kubina, Benoit
X, Andreychuk, X

I went with:

Phaneuf 0.7% X 100 Cujo 0.4%
Leetch 2% Salming 1% Benoit 4%
Armstrong 1% Gilmour 0.3% Cam Ward 1% (not sure why I didn’t go with Jacques Plante instead of Ward).

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My gut going into this one is that the way the officiating went for the second half of the last game is what we’re going to see tonight. I don’t think the Leafs should expect a powerplay. Power Play opportunities so far have been 5-3 and 3-2 in Toronto’s favour over two games and the Leafs have a 2-0 series lead. I sincerely can’t imagine a world where the NHL doesn’t give Florida a huge man advantage bonus tonight to get them back in the series – look at some of the egregious infractions solely against Holmberg last game that went uncalled.

– Punksie

Let me counter:

The Panthers led the league in penalties this year – 10:24 per game.

The Leafs were 18th in the league – 7:58 per game.

So doing very simple math here, the Panthers should be getting one and a quarter more penalties called on them a game than the Leafs.

It’s even worse in the playoffs: Panthers averaging 13:08 per game, Leafs 8:30 per game.

So we’re playing virtually the same as the regular season, and they’ve become a little dirtier (and that’s assuming the reffing is the same – which we all know is not true).

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So whenever I play Puckdoku, I always try to use guys who played for the Maple Leafs.

Today, I was absolutely killing it. 8/8, 7 of them Maple Leafs, with a 9.2 uniqueness score.

And then I blew it. All I had to do was fill in 10+ playoff games played career, 250+ assists career.

Sticking with my desire for Leafs, I filled in Wendel.

234 career regular season assists.

Damn.

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