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I only got two tall boys of beer in the upstairs fridge.
I only drank 2 of them last game. I think I may require more than 2 this evening.
~dmnted

Plenty of time before puck drop, I believe in you.

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New blog everyone!

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WE NEED A NEW THREAD, MIKE!!!
~Atomic Wedgie

I got you, bruh:

Leafs – Panthers: Game 3

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The mission : infiltrate HockeyBuzz and extract Skalapy and Frenchie.
~PDF Speedwagon

People pretending Mike was a good writer 😆

Sorry that I don’t just copy/paste an eliteprospects.com summary or rejig the NHL.com summary of a game and present it as my own writing. I like him on his podcast, but as a writer, he’s not worth the time.
~Adam French

Seems like French isn’t the biggest MIB fan, he’ll come around though…

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https://x.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1920311268667253228?t=oNwV5fsvE0Xj7sMooG5dLQ&s=19

Guys, I was under the impression Berubabes hated Willy, and it was only a matter of time before he’s shipped out of town. I’m so confused!!!

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yet inexorably I feel a gravitational pull toward the man
~Zezel

Seems like you have a gravitational pull towards a lot of men, might want to get that checked out.

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Would you guys say that William Nylander is the spiritual leader of this team?
~Zezel

I’d drink ALL that Kool Aid

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Stolarz will not be travelling with the team to Florida.
~Atomic Wedgie

Can’t blame him, there’s gators in dem dere parts.

Win both for Stollie, boys!!!

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iv never said a bad thing about sweet Max P. lovely #67
~senstrolltwo

I did. I think my exact words were “what has he done to be promoted to the second line?!?” Yikes, big ol swing and a miss on that one, lol.

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Good pick for a young, rebuilding team. He can shield them from knowledge of any bad things that might be happening – even if it’s happening to them!
~Zezel

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Q is back coaching in the nhl
~Fakepartofme

Screw Q, and screw Anaheim for giving him a second shot. I hope they never see success until well after Q is gone.

What is the the old boys club in the NHL?!? Are there really no new, up and coming coaches that can coach at that level? Why bring in a guy with a f@ck ton of baggage. Who’s going to give Babcock another chance?!?!

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William Nylander leads the league in playoff scoring, tied with McDavid.
~Zezel

Mr. Rantanan would like a word. Can you imagine if Marner had waived and we had both Slick Willy and Rants?!??! ???? ???? ????

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Overall, gotta give a WHOLE LOT of credit to Treliving. His results weren’t there in Calgary, but he’s transformed this team from top to bottom.

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Patches Knies and Woll ????????????
~Mr. Sir

Anyone who doubted Woll can pound sand. What more can the guy do?!?

I am guilty of doubting Patches. I feel shame.

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I went to work today wearing Marner t-shirt. I truly believe that was the trick.
~Alex.TML

Well, hurry up and wash that bad boy, you gotta wear it to work again Friday!

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